Conversations on the Employee Shuttle

Numerous topics were discussed on the ride to the employee parking lot last night. These topics included:

• Perez Hilton possibly getting arrested for posting pictures of Miley Cyrus's hooha
• pointing out the man dancing in front of his van at the airport, and whether he is doing a pee dance or performing a scene from Flashdance
• the excessive contents of my purse (currently home to a box of Wheat Thins, puzzle book)
• "S*** my dad says" Twitter feed possibly being turned into a TV sitcom
• the trend of Haiku poems as Tweets
• creating Haiku poems to begin a Twitter account
• my apparent alcoholism?
  
• bringing butter to work for cookie baking purposes
  

I love the people I work with for the sheer entertainment of our conversations. To note, we did create quite a few Haiku poems on the ride to the employment lot. The first was a group effort:

Elevation is
an awesome song by U2
or maybe it's not

And a line for a future Haiku poem was created: Memory like your liver

Things are also much more entertaining late at night/early in the morning when sleep is imminent and a large amount of energy has just been exerted cleaning the plane.